What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are the bitter truths of life one should know?

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No